Re: Call to Arms

[Chris Emery <snd_chaser at hotmail_com>]

From: "Kyle Howe" <howe.38 at osu_edu>

>Chris and I are starting a new religious organization:  the Disciples of
>Clitoral Enlightenment.  As co-founder, i am inviting any one who is
>interested to join.
>we are attempting to create a realm where all can come to profoundly
>contemplate and meditate upon the various techniques, pleasures and
>what-have-yous in regards to Clitoral Enlightenment.    There will of 
>course
>be a sharing of the results of such contemplation after each session.  Jay,
>i know you want to, admit it :)

Maybe we should go to ListBot and set up a whole separate list for this.  I 
can see it will generate a lot of traffic.

Can anyone help?  I need to be enlightened.

Or provide enlightenment, peut-etre.

>you may also refer to me as:
>
>Slayer of Easter Rabbits (and other small furry woodland creatures),
>Devout Seeker of Fluff,
>Brewer of Zen Herbs,
>Skinner of Golden Geckos,
>Shield of the Damned,
>Purveyor of Unholy Dogma,
>Destroyer of the Enclave (and other goofy named suburban residential 
>areas),
>Evicerator of Enclave Troopers (and other suburban dwellers),
>Corrupter of the Pure,
>Spoiler of Virgins,

The proper phrase is DESPOILER of virgins.

>Usurper of All Red Toyota Tercels,
>Possessor of Nebulous Mutant Powers,
>Protector of this Putrid Realm,
>and Defender of the Undefined Faith.

Chris

Coder of Infinite Loops
Poster of Drunken Ramblings
Devourer of Household Pets
Kung Fu Massa
Smoker of Pungent Herbs
Charlatan of Leisure Suits
Overseer of the Collective HiveMind
Owner of a Lonely Heart
Despiser of Cleveland, Ohio
Declarer of Undimensioned Arrays
Namer of Deities-Of-The-Week
Originator of Memes
Player of the Wound G String
Worshiper of Breasts
Also a Skinner of Golden Geckos
Lord Protector and Wielder of the Holy Stormtrooper Pez


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