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Call to Arms



Chris and I are starting a new religious organization:  the Disciples of
Clitoral Enlightenment.  As co-founder, i am inviting any one who is
interested to join.
we are attempting to create a realm where all can come to profoundly
contemplate and meditate upon the various techniques, pleasures and
what-have-yous in regards to Clitoral Enlightenment.    There will of course
be a sharing of the results of such contemplation after each session.  Jay,
i know you want to, admit it :)

kyle

you may also refer to me as:


Slayer of Easter Rabbits (and other small furry woodland creatures),
Devout Seeker of Fluff,
Brewer of Zen Herbs,
Skinner of Golden Geckos,
Shield of the Damned,
Purveyor of Unholy Dogma,
Destroyer of the Enclave (and other goofy named suburban residential areas),
Evicerator of Enclave Troopers (and other suburban dwellers),
Corrupter of the Pure,
Spoiler of Virgins,
Usurper of All Red Toyota Tercels,
Possessor of Nebulous Mutant Powers,
Protector of this Putrid Realm,
and Defender of the Undefined Faith.