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>An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing construction work on
>scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the
>Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage
>one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
>The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again. If I get
>Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The Redneck opened his
>lunch and said,"Bologna again. If I get a Bologna sandwich one more time
I'm
>jumping, too.
>Next Day- The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees Corned beef and cabbage
and
>jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a Burrito and jumps
>too. The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the Bologna and jumps to his death
>also.
>At The Funeral- The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how
>really tired he was of Corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given
it
>to him again. The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given
>him Tacos or Enchiladas, I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."
>Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife....
>"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "That dumb-ass made his OWN lunches!"
>