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Re: breast enhancing suspenders
"elmo'" <elmore_j at yahoo_com> sez:
>> Today, one of the waitresses asked me if I thought the suspenders made
>> her breasts look bigger. So, I'm wondering...what's the *right*
>> answer to that question? Should I just be done with it, and ask her
>> out? I swore off asking out waitresses at least a year ago, but...
>
>Dude, why didn't you come back with..."do you think this belt makes my
>peppy look bigger?"
The belt only makes my gut look bigger.
>ask her out already! Are you waitng for her to beat you about the
>head and shoulders with those jobbies or what?
Hmm...now that you mention it...
>now why is this otr related you ask yourself...why because almost this
>exact same scenario happended to Linford and Karin. Linford was
>working in a coffee shop and happened to be waiting on Karin, (first
>meeting).
[...snip...]
>Despite her harsh words, Linford saw beyond Karin's gruff exterior and
>proceeded to charm her using the never-fail tactics of wiggling his
>eyebrows, stroking his goatee, and juggling sweet n low packets to woo
>her.
>the rest is history
Or fiction, peut-etre. ;-)
I love your stories, elmo. You should write a complete unauthorized
biography of OTR. I want the chapter on how Brian convinced Mallory
to hook up.
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