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Re: breast enhancing suspenders
In a message dated 9/23/98 4:13:30 PM, cemery at iwaynet_net writes:
>>> Today, one of the waitresses asked me if I thought the suspenders made
>>> her breasts look bigger. So, I'm wondering...what's the *right*
>>> answer to that question? Should I just be done with it, and ask her
>>> out? I swore off asking out waitresses at least a year ago, but...
>>
THE RIGHT ANSWER WOULD BE YES OR NO. ????????
OR I DONT REALLY LOOK AT WOMEN THAT WAY. WHATS IMPORTANT IS THEIR HEARTS AND
MINDS.
OR ---WELL YOU KNOW -I PITCH A TENT LOOKING AT THE FLAT CHEST OF A TWELVE YEAR
OLD,SO IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME. TRY THOSE
GEEZE! DID YOU EVER FIGURE YOU COULD HAVE STEPED BACK ,LOOKED AND ANSWERED
THE QUESTION. SOMETIMES A WOMAN MAY ASK A QUESTION ABOUT THEIR BREASTS WITHOUT
SOME BIG "COSMIC BALANCE OF THE WORLD CONSEQUENSE".
THAT IS UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE,,IN WHICH CASE
YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN HER INTO THE BROOM CLOSET AND RAVEGED HER. IF YOUR GOING
TO SPEND TWO DAYS CALCULATING WHAT YOU SHOULD SAY ALL THE TIME, YOU ARE
DESTINED TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WONDERING THE WORLD LOOKING FOR A
WOMEN THAT TALKS TO HERSELF. ONE WHO IS NOT INSANE OF COURSE. AND ONE WHO
INDEED HAS ALL OF THE ANSWERS!
JUST A THOUGHT.........
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