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YO YO YO WHAT UP IN YO HOODS?!?!?!?!?!?



HALE YEAH bruthas & sistas--what up witcho' bad asses d'ese days?!?  i 
just two weeks worth of endless crap (again).  ha ha.  i've come to the 
conclusion that every single last person on this list is 110% full of 
shiyuuuuut!  ha ha--at least i'm glad to know i started the trend.  ;>  
ha ha!  what a crazy crazy bunch o' kids--i sho' do miss me some.  
hey--what's this about blue oyster cult skinny linny in leather & 
chains?  with a tat, no less?!?  ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!  i knew that 
boy's cardingan-wearin' shaggy-headed ass would come around to the dark 
side one of these days.  pretty soon the whole band will be into it, & 
they'll start having whippings & beatings right on stage for their 
shows!  yippee!! i wonder if a certain person's spouse would be involved 
in this luscious display of s&m?  (and no, i'm not referring to hazel).  
not that i've anything against hazel henderson--i've never met or seen 
her.  but you know, there's just something about the name hazel that's 
not quite right.  it's right up there with ruth.  and thelma.  and 
BLANCHE!  you know, no matter HOW HARD YOU TRY, you just can't HELP but 
associate the name blanche with that slutty chick (rephrase 
that...sexually challenged elderly person) on "golden girls."  do you 
know ANYONE else named blanche anyway?  ha ha--wasn't that actress's 
real name rue?  RUE?!?! is that short for something..like rhubarb?  
rudibega?  you don't just name a kid rue.  that's right up there with 
naming your kid hyman.  how do explain that shit to your kid?  oh well.  
ha ha--no offense to any rues, hymens, or hymenetts out there--be down 
wit' yo' hymen (if, uh that's your thang, of course).  ;>  ha ha.  gotta 
go.  WARD party people in da hayouse.

make luz not wo', dug

ps--anybody from boston wanna grab lunch or something?  i've got a 
crapload of free time in the next four weeks.  word.

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