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(Fwd) Fw: Goreisms
Excuse me for sending a forward to the list, and you can delete it if
you want, but I thought that some laughter might be good for some
of us...I think this is hilarious....Sarah
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Subject: Fw: Goreisms
Date sent: Thu, 15 Jul 1999 12:08:53 -0400
>
>> There were Bushisms and Quayleisms, and now there are Goreisms.....
>>
>> "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I
>> have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could
>> converse with those people." -- Al Gore
>>
>> "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Al Gore
>>
>> "Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
>> child." -- Vice President Al Gore
>>
>> "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow
>> astronauts." -- Vice President Al Gore
>>
>> "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same
>> distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen
>> pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is
>> water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can
>> breathe." -- Vice President Al Gore, 8/11/94
>>
>> "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is
>> being very wasteful. How true that is." -- Vice President Al Gore
>>
>> "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean
>> in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I
>> didn't live in this century." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95
>>
>> "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
>> democracy - but that could change." -- Vice President Al Gore,
>> 5/22/98
>>
>> "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president,
>> and that one word is 'to be prepared.'" -- Vice President Al Gore,
>> 12/6/93
>>
>> "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." -- Vice President
>> Al Gore, 11/30/96
>>
>> "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments
>> in the future." -- Vice President Al Gore
>>
>> "The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Al Gore
>>
>> "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
>> -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97
>>
>> "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions
>> and have a tremendous impact on history." -- Vice President Al Gore
>> (talking about Clinton maybe? :-)
>>
>> "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." -- Vice President
>> Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
>>
>> "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have
>> a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe." -- Vice
>> President Al Gore
>>
>> "Public speaking is very easy." -- Vice President Al Gore to
>> reporters in 10/95
>>
>> "I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat." -- Vice President Al
>> Gore
>>
>> "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
>> polls." -- Vice President Al Gore
>>
>> "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A.,
>> my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots?
>> The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The
>> killers are to blame. -- Al Gore
>>
>> "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not
>> having it." -- Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/996
>>
>> "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --
>> Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97
>>
>> "For NASA, space is still a high priority." -- Vice President Al
>> Gore, 9/5/93
>>
>> "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
>> children." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/18/95
>>
>> "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al
>> Gore may or may not make." --Vice President Al Gore
>>
>> "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on
>> the mistakes we may or may not have made." --Vice President Al Gore
>>
>> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
>> impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Vice President
>> Al Gore
>>
>> "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." -- Vice
>> President Al Gore
>>
>>
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