Re: (G/g)od

["GLASSFORD,JOHN" <jglassford at neo_rr.com>]

hi.

> PS: Amy Joy: Asswipe box?  What the hell is an asswipe box?  :)
>




the greatest asswipe boxes are the ones Chubs come in.   (dana,  remember
this,  since you're getting married soon and therefore kids may be on the
way sooner or  later).

the cool things about chubs asswipes are that the boxes are like giant Lego
blocks,  (they stack),   so you can play with them with your kids  (ha!  or
by yourself when no one's looking!),  and that they sometimes come out in
limited edition colours  (so you can collect them as you would collect IRS
man __eve__ albums,  for example).

when your kid no longer needs you to wipe his ass,  you will have amassed
hundreds of asswipe boxes,  so might as well amass hundreds of ~cool~  boxes
instead of hundreds of boring boxes,  right?

Then, on a much more personal level,   (hey, if DM can talk about his penis
and chris can pine for getting laid...),  having discovered the simple joy
(joy??)  of asswipes since the baby,    there's always a box of asswipes in
the bathroom.   yum!


jg

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• (G/g)od
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