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damning dreams
Kyle vulnerably shares a dream:
>We should all strive to be able to swear like a USMC drill sergeant, >where
>we can go on a profane rampage for 20 minutes without repeating >ourselves.
>I can do about 2 minutes right now, yes, I have a long way >to go.
Kyle, from personal experience as a former cadet at the Air Force Academy
(quite a while back), you're well on your way. I just want to encourage you
by highlighting some lovely efforts from this last digest.
You amaze us all with:
>No, no, Chris, get it right, its : What am I? A fucking clown?
Could you be more dazzling clever with:
>Shut the fuck up, bruce. Everyone is a bleeding ass comedian. You
> >weren't the intended audience anyway, so as if I give a shit if you
> >liked it or not...:)
I especially enjoyed the softened reticence of:
>Hey Casey, do some of that Sociology Grad student shit, and help me >out
>here
The ruthlessness is almost overpowering with:
>he is an ex-Chris, he is stone
>fucking dead..." (as we bang Chris's stiff corpse on the coffin...)
I never knew you could be so bold until:
>And Linford always struck me as an asswipe.
Then it all comes back to your daily conversational abilities with:
>who is this asshole coming into my room and fuck with everything on >my
>desk...
You're also awesome about review--base-covering is good:
>linford is an asswipe!!!
>oh, boy i can't wait to hear the response to this one...bring it on, >you
>overly sensitive critics, i am not afraid...
My dear Kyle, I think you will find this response to be quite the opposite.
As a good measurer of crap-slinging and eloquent verbal abuse, I give you
two thumbs up.
Chaoito-
Marie
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