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politically correct
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a fancy costume ball.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a
costume company and explains the problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. "Dear Sir, please find
enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald
head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate." The man
thinks this is terrible because they have just been very politically
incorrect by emphasizing his wooden leg, so he writes a very rude letter of
complaint.
A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says, "Dear
Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe
will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the
part." Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing
his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. He now writes the company an
extremely rude letter about being politically incorrect.
The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads "Dear Sir,
please find enclosed a jar of caramel. Pour the jar of caramel over your bald
head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a candied apple!"