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Re: We must have our OtR Action Figures! And so much more!
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From: <Jaharnish2 at aol_com>
> ~NEXT~ would be the 'OtR Listie Action Figures':
>
> <megaphone reverb>
> 1. (the aforementioned) AmyromaniA with Gilded Romanian Sceptre!
> 2. Bionic Chris Emery with Super Keyboard Crushing Power!
> 3. Jay and Bink with Lifting Kilts that turn Helicopters! (each sold
> separately)
> 4. Corseted Yzi with Sewing Machine turned Hurdy-Gurdy!
> 5. Wrinkling Nose Lynzi with Man-Melting Wry Smirks!
> 6. Stef in Mammoth Car-Crushing Monster Truck Rally!
> 7. BeastmasterBruce with Awesome Beer Can Crushing Armpit Action!
> 8. Megan with Glow-In-The-Dark Rosy Cheeks!
> 9. Dana with Texan Bone-Crushing Lasso!
> 10. Daytime Jay changes from White Shirt to Black-Clad Goth in Seconds!
> 11. Melissa with Lurking Cloak Power!
> 12. Amy-Raven with Bat Wing Extensions!
> 13. Pen-Weilding Gardner with Confusion-Inspiring Giggles!
> 14. Super-Jess with Wine-Glass Shattering Vibrato!
> 15. Toast with.. well, we'll just call him 'Powdered Toast Man!'
> (tell me you didn't see *that* one coming...)
> 16. Andy with Shao-Lin Kicking Feet of Doom!
> 17. Eric with Glasses turned Colossal Raygun Lenses!
> 18. Moody WonderTwin Neds-Foxes!
> 19. Tavish Woode with City-Dweller Stomping Redneck Action!
> 20. JG and his Brownie Making Death Machine!
> </megaphone reverb>
>
>
> (why yes, *of course* I'd be allowed to have 2 action figures,
thankyoumuch)
>
> > > jay
LOL!!! This is awesome Jay!!!
Andy
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