-- BEGIN included message
- To: Kyle Howe <howe.38 at osu_edu>
- Subject: Re: @Cat haikus(now the art of urinal jiggling, and how to impress the management)
- From: Gibby <gibby at one_net>
- Date: Tue, 06 Apr 1999 10:16:37 -0400
- References: <199904052019.PAA12569 at mbi_moody.edu> <37201b1a.32608308@spiderman> <37091DB8.7C96B881 at pads_com> <37241e84.33482154@spiderman> <003901be7fa6$56eb1c20$0a235f18 at columbus_rr.com>
Kyle Howe wrote: > chris, you mechanical genius. > consult the book of holy urinal jiggling, Book of holy urinal jiggling page 42 reads (And I'm reading this from the poster that is sitting above the urinal in my cubicle) Thou shalt jiggle 3 times and the amount of Jiggling shall be three. Thou shall not jiggle twice nor shal thou jiggle for four times. Once is straight out. Thou shalt jiggle the Urinal handle and not thineself, unless thou desireth to go blind for not being able to stick to the number three. If after the third jiggle the water still doth flow, call management and read the Gospel according to Fonzarelli for more enlightenment. Amen.
-- END included message