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Re: @Cat haikus
"Dave Cousineau" <davec at pads_com> sez:
>> In fact, less than 10 minutes ago, I managed to simultaneously fix a urinal
>> while breaking a second one.
>
>Your job description grows exponentially in its complexity.
Fine, since you INSIST, I'll explain.
There's 2 urinals in the men's room here at OTS.
I'm at the left urinal, urinating (of all things). I notice that the right
urinal is in a constant state of flushing. Being alone in the restroom, I
went ahead and jiggled the handle of the leaky right urinal. I zip up, and
flush the left urinal, and notice that the right urinal is now fixed. As I
begin to wander over to the sink area for hand washing, I realize that the
left urinal is now in a state of perpetual flush.
I walk over.
I jiggle the handle.
Nothing happens.
I give up, wash my hands, and yell into the software support area: "Does
anyone know how urinals work?" After one comment of "You piss in 'em!" I
turned to Bob, the support manager, who after briefly surveying the situation,
commences to apply the Fonzarelli technique. Thus the problem is solved.
That's why Bob is in management.
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