Re: Shamelessly stolen rhymes.

[john davis <hellomynameisj at yahoo_com>]

---Chris Emery <cemery at columbus_rr.com> wrote:
>
> I am the very model of a newsgroup personality.
> I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality.
> Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted too,
> On all the countless newsgroups that my drivel is cross-posted to.
> Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling,
> And you're the one who pays the bill, downloading all my drivelling.
> My enemies are numerous, and no-one would be blaming you
> For cracking my head open after I've been rudely flaming you.
> 
> I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it).
> I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it.
> My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia,
> Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia.
> The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery,
> Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery.
> I say I'm frank and forthright, but that's merely lies and vanity,
> The gibberings of one who's at the limits of his sanity.
> -- 



cris... you wrote  poem about me. how *sweet.*

:)
john.


 NP: the beasties.
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