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Puns are the lowest form of humor, but that doesn't mean they aren't
> funny.
>
> > Subject: Funnies
> >
> > How do crazy people go through the forest?
> > They take the psycho path.
> >
> > How do you get holy water?
> > Boil the hell out of it.
> >
> > What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
> > "Dam"
> >
> > What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
> > Polaroids.
> >
> > What do prisoners use to call each other?
> > Cell phones.
> >
> > What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
> > National Dyslexics Association.
> >
> > What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
> > A stick.
> >
> > What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
> > Nacho Cheese.
> >
> > What do you call Santa's helpers?
> > Subordinate Clauses.
> >
> > What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
> > Quatro sinko.
> >
> > What do you get from a pampered cow?
> > Spoiled milk.
> >
> > What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree
> > would
> > kill you?
> > A pool table.
> >
> > What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
> > A nervous wreck.
> >
> > What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
> > Anyone can roast beef.
> >
> > Where do you find a dog with no legs?
> > Right where you left him.
> >
> > Where do you get virgin wool from?
> > Ugly sheep.
> >
> > Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
> > They all have phones.
> >
> > Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
> > They're trying to get away from the noise.
> >
> > Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
> > Because they have big fingers
> >
> > What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a Rectal
> > thermometer?
> > The taste.
> >
> > What is a zebra?
> > 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
> >
> > What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
> > A dog that runs for help ... after it bites your leg off.
> >
> > What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
> > They're hiring.
> >
> > What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
> > Sanka.
> >