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Re: Welcome Newbies (was Re: otr/vol connection)
In a message dated 9/23/98 2:19:24 PM, cemery at iwaynet_net wrote:
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>On an entirely unrelated note, the restaurant I usually go to for
>lunch has introduced new outfits for the wait staff. These new
>outfits include a tie with lots of herbs on it, and suspenders.
>Today, one of the waitresses asked me if I thought the suspenders made
>her breasts look bigger. So, I'm wondering...what's the *right*
>answer to that question? Should I just be done with it, and ask her
>out? I swore off asking out waitresses at least a year ago, but...
What, did you not have enough of breasts at the faire this weekend, Chris?
Just for the record, folks, I want to state here and now that this man makes
some kick-ass French Toast. Honest to G-d. And there's photographic evidence
out there, too.