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Re: If Over the Rhine Were A Beer?

Yes, after the baby is weaned off the sacred teet the mammery glands should 
somehow transform and become able to dispense Guinness to the well deserving 
husband.  The only problem is I have enough trouble in not becoming an 
alcoholic than for God to make it absolutely impossible for me.  Oh these 
"if only" moral dilemnas!

If OTR were a beer they would most certainly have to be some sort of home 
brew concocted in a ladies only bathtub of some Lexington, Kentucky mansion. 
  Barring access I think the impossible combination of Guinness and Heineken 
would have to suffice.  Black and Green I guess you would call it.  Guinness 
for the richness and Heineken for the class


>From: "Sweet & Tender Hooligan" <hooligan at apostate_com>
>Reply-To: "Sweet & Tender Hooligan" <hooligan at apostate_com>
>To: "OTR List" <over-the-rhine at actwin_com>
>Subject: Re: If Over the Rhine Were A Beer? Date: Wed, 12 Jun 2002 04:35:00 
>-0500
>
> > A few years ago, two (feamle) friends of mine
> > had a conversation that made its way into one's
> > weekly newspaper column about how men, in their
> > uncontrollably crass hedonistic materialism, truly
> > desire that, instead of the milk of human kindness,
> > women would, in a glandular manner, dispense beer.
>
>Now /that's/ a hell of an idea. I hope God is taking note for Earth 2.0.
>
>Of course, it would have made my search for a wife more difficult. In
>addition to finding a girl who was willing to put up with me, I'd also have
>to find one whose mammary glands dispensed Guinness.  (Also, upon first
>intimate contact, how would one politely address the subject of cheap taps?
>"Oh, yes, darling! Mmmmm...yes...mmm...what the?! Bud Light?! I'm afraid I
>have to get going. No, no, it's just...I have an early meeting 
>tomorrow...")
>
>-
>
>s&th
>hooligan at apostate_com
>
>"There are more of them than us."
>                            - Herb Caen
>
>
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