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rent-a-don



--- Ysobelle at aol_com wrote:
> Hey, Don? If you won't marry me, can I at least rent
> you for a while?

now this is an idea:  rent-a-husband.  he cooks dinner
for you, holds your hand at the movies, hands you the
midol when you have pms and doesn't just want to
cuddle.  (did i just write that?)(yes.)  like an
escort but without the negative connotation.  starting
at $49 a day, unlimited mileage and AAA discounts for
cardholders...


(guys don't get mad at me -- i love you guys really,
you have no idea...)
liesel

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"stories & cigarettes have ruined the lives of lesser girls"
p. yorn

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