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Re: mormon tales (was Re: okay...I'll join in...)
Did I ever tell you guys my true story about mormons? I was waiting to pull
out onto a very busy street during rush hour afternoon traffic, and just when
the first break in the queue came, these mormons on bikes came out of the
center lane and jumped in front of me. Since I'm notorious for my road rage,
I blurted out "you dam* mormons!" and almost instantly a torrential downpour
came out of the clear blue sky and doused us all including the mormons in
their fast food manager short sleeve button down shirts w/ little black ties.
and then it stopped--the whole shower lasted about two minutes. It was the
second most freaky thing I've ever seen during traffic...
)v(
----- Original Message -----
From: "Liesel tarquini" <lieselmarietarquini at yahoo_com>
To: "rhys daily" <shadow at teuton_org>; <Over-the-Rhine at actwin_com>
Sent: Tuesday, December 11, 2001 9:44 hi mark
Subject: mormon tales (was Re: okay...I'll join in...)
> --- rhys daily <shadow at teuton_org> wrote:
> >
> > mormons? what happened?
> >
>
> okay i get to field this one -- before drew gets to it
> :)
>
> i was on my merry way out the front door to smoke a
> cigarette when alas alark, two mormon missionaries
> were standing there, seemingly waiting for me. little
> did they know i have a long standing tradition of
> talking in depth to both mormons & jehovah's witnesses
> (the longer they spend with me the less time they have
> for everyone else on the block -- it is a mission of
> it's own come to think of it), and had this been my
> own house i would have invited them in for coffee.
> but it wasn't so we stood on the porch politely
> debating and were soon joined by jay (of the faerie
> band jay & lindzi). after about 15 or so minutes,
> bru_say pops his head out and mumbles something about
> shoes and disappears again, jay had also mysteriously
> disappeared and just when i thought he was returning,
> drew appears & says 'hey were getting ready to have
> sex in the basement' and vanishes. i turned, trying
> not to pee my pants, and just smiled at elders soandso
> and soandso. they said, 'well, we'll let you go now'
> shook my hand and departed.
>
> thus ends the mormon story.
>
> liesel
>
> =====
> "stories & cigarettes have ruined the lives of lesser girls"
> p. yorn
>
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