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RE: mormon tales (was Re: okay...I'll join in...)



Twas a beautiful thing.

Well told.

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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Liesel tarquini [mailto:lieselmarietarquini at yahoo_com] 
> Sent: Tuesday, December 11, 2001 9:44 AM
> To: rhys daily; Over-the-Rhine at actwin_com
> Subject: mormon tales (was Re: okay...I'll join in...)
> 
> 
> --- rhys daily <shadow at teuton_org> wrote:
> > 
> > mormons? what happened?
> > 
> 
> okay i get to field this one -- before drew gets to it
> :)
> 
> i was on my merry way out the front door to smoke a
> cigarette when alas alark, two mormon missionaries
> were standing there, seemingly waiting for me.  little
> did they know i have a long standing tradition of
> talking in depth to both mormons & jehovah's witnesses
> (the longer they spend with me the less time they have
> for everyone else on the block -- it is a mission of
> it's own come to think of it), and had this been my
> own house i would have invited them in for coffee. 
> but it wasn't so we stood on the porch politely
> debating and were soon joined by jay (of the faerie
> band jay & lindzi).  after about 15 or so minutes,
> bru_say pops his head out and mumbles something about
> shoes and disappears again, jay had also mysteriously 
> disappeared and just when i thought he was returning, drew 
> appears & says 'hey were getting ready to have sex in the 
> basement' and vanishes.  i turned, trying not to pee my 
> pants, and just smiled at elders soandso and soandso.  they 
> said, 'well, we'll let you go now' shook my hand and departed.
> 
> thus ends the mormon story. 
> 
> liesel
> 
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> "stories & cigarettes have ruined the lives of lesser girls"
> p. yorn
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