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Re: otr? -- bad kitty, no.



sara, darling:

in moments of crisis one should refrain (at all costs:
hire someone to stop you if you must) from acquiring
something of the feline persuasion...think cat boxes,
think stink, think urine saturated carpets, shredded
sweaters and cat sheddings on your black khakis or
plaid mini.  and please please do not indulge in
thoughts of cute cuddly wet germ infested noses poking
at your face at 5 in the morning because they are up
and you should be too.  they are like tattoos,
addicting, and before you know it you'll be the
tattooed cat woman of the freak show with 47 cats and
counting.  no sara, no.  cats lead to responsibility
and a natural alarm clock and that leads to a job and
this is not in keeping with your dream of making a
living without one.  
i am i guess a bit biased :)

for the perpetuation of dogs (small ones that don't
shed),
liesel

--- sara lamb <sarabethlamb at yahoo_com> wrote:
> i remember signing up for this back when i wanted
> insight into over the rhine... the music, the band
> and
> their friends. now all i want is a way to make a
> living without having a job, about 8 more college
> credits and the reassurance that all thoughts aren't
> futile. or maybe just a cat. a cat would make sense
> of
> all of this. 
> 
> meow.
> sara
> 


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