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Re: Re: Ransom Notice.



> >By way of follow-up...
> >
> >Ms. Ysobelle has telephonically verified the hostage situation.
>
> It's true. It was horrific-- hundreds of miles away, and all I could do
> was listen helplessly to her screams of anguish. And I heard the the
> crack of breaking eggs in the background, and the beating sounds...oh,
> the HORROR!

Yeah, sorry I didn't pick up the phone on *first* time.   My only excuse is
that my hands were full.

> >Kyle is preparing to whip Jessyka with his black leather belt.
>
> Hundreds of miles.... Damn.

It's no fun to kidnap *you* - you're practically BEGGING for it.

> >We'll keep you posted.
> >
> >Remember:  No more Jesus posts, and the madness can stop.
> >
> >It's in your hands.
> >
> >~C
> >
> >
> >Update:  The belt is around her neck.
>
> Then you're doing it wrong. Did I mention I'm hundreds of miles away?

Hey, I'm an amateur at this kidnapping thing.  Cut me some slack.

~C

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