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Re: Ransom Notice.
By way of follow-up...
Ms. Ysobelle has telephonically verified the hostage situation.
Kyle is preparing to whip Jessyka with his black leather belt.
We'll keep you posted.
Remember: No more Jesus posts, and the madness can stop.
It's in your hands.
~C
Update: The belt is around her neck.
Thank you, drive through.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Chris Emery" <cemery at columbus_rr.com>
To: <over-the-rhine at actwin_com>
Cc: "j.g." <simon-bar-sinister at neo_rr.com>
Sent: Saturday, June 02, 2001 10:02 PM
Subject: Ransom Notice.
> Boys and girls,
>
> There's a reason your dear Jessyka never showed at the Toledo OTR show
> tonight.
>
> I used my extreme powers of persuasion and impressive influence in the
> central Ohio area to snag her as she was going by on I-70.
>
> Jessyka is now my hostage. She's currently tied to my bed and will get
> nothing to eat except french toast unless you all meet my solitary demand.
>
> My demand is this: Stop talking about Jesus.
>
> That's all. Not too hard, and if the urge comes over you, just think what
> it might be like to be trapped in *my* bed, of all places.
>
> Not a pretty thought, is it? And Kyle will be home in an hour.
>
> Think about it, kids. I'm happy to have a hostage as long as it takes
for
> you to make up your minds.
>
> But she might get tired of french toast.
>
> ~C
>
>
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