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ATTN: Commies, Furners, et al----learn to speak Amuriken!
With more than a quarter of a billion (an American billion,
1,000,000,000) legal residents, and whole lot of illegal ones, doing
anything they can to get in, it is time to speak down to the rest of the
world;-)
1) "Soccer"- "furner football"
(Low scoring, like hockey, only, without ice, or sticks, and the fights
are held out in the streets, but, with a lot more fan, and police,
participation.
2) "Grub"- food
(while it may be okay to deep fry almost everything, there's nothing
that can't be improved by being grilled over charcoal, especially meat,
and it never hurts to kill it yourself)
3) "Gas"- petrol
(Amerkuns usually pay [not factoring in the cost of the Persian Gulf
War] only little bit more for the actual gasoline, than they do for the
taxes, unlike furners, who, at the ballot box, allow themselves to pay
outrageously high fuel taxes, which doesn't seem to ease their urban
traffic congestion.)
4)"Wheels"- vehicles
(not satisfied with the puny Dodge Ram V10. Ford Excursion V-10, or
Chevrolet/GMC Suburban/Yukon XL Amerkuns will soon be crushing
unfortunate cars that stray into their paths with new, and slightly
more road-friendly, Hummer H2's )
5) "Police Action/ Military Involvement" -war
(because most furner militaries are a "defence" of the furner gummint,
against it's subjects, err.. citizens, we'd have to look up to the
French on this one, but, except for Greenpeace, and their Persian Gulf
War foe, the Iraqis, to whom, now, they can't wait to sell weapons,
they usually are preoccupied with trying to surrender to anyone who will
accept, furners do seem quite adept at violating the Geneva
Convention,especially regarding the treatment of prisoners of war)
6) "Foot Pounds per Gallon"- metric rejection
modern Star Trek series are the only television "programmes," in which,
Amerikuns can't understand the distances mentioned.
NP----Billy Bragg
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"it's too late for gun control in the States..."
The near-Marxist Steve Earle, in 1988, at London's Town And Country
Club, preserved on the BBC Radio One album, released in 1992
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