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Re: life 101
hey, i like that one. you know - i may be dating myself here - i once saw a
Mork & Mindy episode where life was like this for someone on another planet
(Jonathan Winters, i believe)! His life *was* actually sequentially backwards.
sighing upon fond childhood sitcom memories,
jay
np: 16 hp - low estate
"Custom has made dancing sometimes necessary for a young man; therefore mind
it while you learn it, that you may learn to do it well, and not be
ridiculous, though in a ridiculous act."
Lord Chesterfield (1694-1773)
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In a message dated 1/14/99 5:54:05 PM Eastern Standard Time, Otherone at aol_com
writes emphatically:
> >>>>The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
>
> >>>>I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time.
>
> >>>>What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's
>
> >>>>that, a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards.
>
> >>>>You should die first. Get it out of the way. Then
>
> >>>>live in an old age home. You get kicked out when
>
> >>>>you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to
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> >>>>work. You work forty years until you're young enough
>
> >>>>to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol. You
>
> >>>>party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade
>
> >>>>school. You become a kid. You play. You have no
>
> >>>>responsibilities. You become a little baby. You go
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> >>>>back into the womb. You spend your last nine months
>
> >>>>floating . . . . you finish off as an orgasm.