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life 101
amusing thought
>>>>The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
>>>>I mean, life is tough. It takes a lot of your time.
>>>>What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's
>>>>that, a bonus? I think the cycle is all backwards.
>>>>You should die first. Get it out of the way. Then
>>>>live in an old age home. You get kicked out when
>>>>you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to
>>>>work. You work forty years until you're young enough
>>>>to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol. You
>>>>party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade
>>>>school. You become a kid. You play. You have no
>>>>responsibilities. You become a little baby. You go
>>>>back into the womb. You spend your last nine months
>>>>floating . . . . you finish off as an orgasm.
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