Re: re 4-twain, etc.

["Barry S. Lawlor" <blawlor at cox_net>]

Writer Fred wrote:

>>But I did tell Ms. Schwartzendruber the short, slightly better developed
story of my kicking the
>> stamp machine one midnight.  I didn't kick it hard or nothin'.  It
wouldn't take my money, and I >>thought "%$$#@ machine."  But I didn't think
"%$#@ machine!!!!!"  See the difference?  >>Anyway, I gave it an irritated
toe tap.  Bump.  And then a huge freakin freak-me-out alarm went >>off, and
all these lights started flashing.  I thought some high security cage was
gonna drop from >>the ceiling and hold me in.  "Sir," the officers would
say, "Did you . . . kick . . . the stamp >>machine?  You're going away for a
long, long time, sir."  But instead of being trapped in a cage, I >>just
left real quick-like.  I watched for a minute from a distance, but no
officers of the law pulled >>in, so, presumably, the lights were just for
show.

See if I were you Fred I wouldn't feel so secure....maybe the coppers are
just trying to see who the kingpin is of your stamp machine kicking gand and
are staking you out.  That would be my guess, but I am a conspiracy theorist
by nature.  I am the one who believes that Michael Jordan is the
anti-christ....or jokingly proved to people at one point.  What was my
logic...hmm...6 championship rings....I think 6 MVP's and there was another
6, but can't remember.  Fun stuff to make people think you are serious about
something so not  real.

So who is going to play you in the movie?

Out here sitting next to his Over the Rhine CD's,
Barry (not the anti-christ)

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References:

• re 4-twain, etc.
• From: hoopyfrood at juno_com

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