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Re: Why...
On 2:19 PM -0400 4/9/99, Chris Emery wrote:
>...is everyone so quiet today? I really need entertainment this afternoon at
>work, and you guys are supposed to be here for me.
>
>I think I'm gonna cry.
>
>Or something.
Totally non-OtR related from a usual lurker, but entertaining nonetheless:
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom - Use them as Needed...
1. I can please only one person today. Today is not your day, and
tomorrow's not looking too good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially love the swooshing sound they make as
they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a
suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
8. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the
statue.
9. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the
first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
10. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
11. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and
thought to myself - "Where the hell is the ceiling..."
12. My reality check bounced.
13. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
14. I don't suffer from stress - I'm a carrier . . .
15. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through Peanut
Butter!
16. Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, cuz, like, you're crunchy
and taste good with ketchup.
17. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo...
And,
18. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then
beat you with experience.
Beth
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Beth Binnion
"Quiet music should be played loud."
Linford Dettweiler