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I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

Of course, I didn't really try that hard. Anyway, this is for all the
Acronymn-Mad out there. I remember we had some sort of discussion a while back
about kids wearing the original, and I found this incredibly amusing.



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(forwarded from the Webweave mailing list)
If you know the proper attribution for this, please inform me.
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As we all know, WWJD? is "What Would Jesus Do?"  Now we have

WWAD? A= Artemis- Turn him into a stag to be torn apart by his barking poodle.
WWAD? A= Athena- Stare him down (Then beat the crap out of them... in a
logical 
manner.)
WWAD? A= Adonis- Take them boar hunting.
WWAD? A= Anubis- Give them a fine funeral.
WWAD? A= Apollo- Test their musical skills... in a fair contest.
WWAD? A= Aphrodite- Don't you mean "Who" would Aphrodite do?
WWAD? A= Attis- First off... his voice would get REAL HIGH!...
WWAD? A= Astarte- Make love AND war.
WWAD? A= Aequitas- Give them a fair deal.
WWAD? A= Angerona (Goddess of secrecy)-Not gonna tell ya!
WWBD? B= Baal- Shine some light on it.
WWBD? B= Bacchus- Get them drunk and turn them into dolphins.
WWBD? B= Boreas- Blow them out of the water.
WWBD? B= Britannia- Rule!
WWBD? B= Buddha- Does it matter? If you are enlightened it does not.  If you
are 
not enlightened it still doesn't matter.
WWCD? C= Ceres- Discuss it calmly while holding a scythe.
WWCD? C= Ceridwen- Stir it up one more time.
WWCD? C= Chaos- No one is quite sure...  but it will be messy and interesting.
WWCD? C= Cthulhu- Does it matter? No one will survive anyway.
WWDD? D= Demeter- Lay waste to your lands if you don't have her daughter back 
by 10 p.m.!  (And DON'T lay a hand on her!)
WWDD? D= Discordia- Here... have an apple...IF you are the fairest!
WWED? E= Epona- Give them a good tip on a fast horse in the sixth.
WWED? E= Ereskigal- Strip them and hang them on a hook to rot.
WWTED? ET= The  Elueusinians- It's a mystery!
WWFD? F= Flora- Say it with flowers.
WWFD? F= Fortuna- Play the lottery.
WWFD? F= Fides- Keep good faith.
WWGD? G= Gaia- Remind them to worship the ground they stand on.
WWHD? H= Hades- Tell them to go to Hell.
WWHD? H= Hecate- Show them the right path... or is it the left?
WWHD? H= Hera- She'd get jealous.
WWHD? H= Hercules- He'd labor to come up with an answer.
WWHD? H= Hermes- Tell them to get the message or take a hike.
WWHD? H= Herne- Lead them on a Wild Hunt!
WWID? I= Iris- Paint them a rainbow to send the message.
WWID? I=Isis- Find every part of them after they are torn apart.
WWJD? J= Janus- Look the other way.
WWJD? J= Juno- Make sure they marry well.
WWJD? J= Jupiter- Strike them down with a bolt from the blue.
WWKD? K= Kali- Tear out their beating heart, drink their blood and dance on
their 
trembling corpse.  Then wear parts as jewelry.
WWKD? K= Klotho- Wind it up.
WWKD? K= Kwan Yin- Show them some mercy.
WWLD? L= Loki- Turn left at the next street, buy five chickens, "borrow" some 
jewelry, change into a seal and steal some apples.  For starters.
WWLD? L= Luna- Moon them!
WWMD? M= Mithras- Cut the bull!
WWMD? M= Mars- Suit up for battle.
WWMD? M= Mercury- Change his mind...  again.
WWND? N= Narcissus- Huh?  Is there someone else here?
WWND? N= Neptune- Ride the ninth wave.
WWND? N= Nemesis- Get "furious".
WWND? N= Nike- Be victorious.
WWND? N= Nyx- "Good Night!"
WWOD? O= Osiris- Cut to the "bone".
WWOD? O= Odin- Hang on a tree for nine days until you start seeing things.
WWOD? O= Orpheus- SIng the blues.
WWPD? P= Pan-  Tell them to pipe down of F_ck off.
WWPD? P= Pax- Tell them "peace".
WWPD? P= Persephone- Just take a little bite, it wont be that bad.
WWPD? P= Pluto- Hump Minnie's leg.
WWPD? P= Poseidon- Have an adventure...  but there has to be a morning after.
WWPD? P= Prometheus- GIve it some thought first.
WWSD? S= Set- You don't want to know but it wont be nice.
WWSD? S= Shiva- Start all over again.
WWTD? T= Themis- Put on a blindfold before she decides.
WWTD? T= Thor- Hammer it out.
WWVD? V= Vesta- Keep the home fires burning.
WWVD? V= Vulcan- Live long and prosper.  (Hey, this took a while! I was just 
checking to see if you got this far.  After all, I suffered for this, now it's
your turn!)
WWYD? Y= Yahweh-  "I hear you, I hear you.  Stop with the burning bush
already! 
OY!
WWZD? Z= Zeus- By Jove, he'd flirt with the girls!
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