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Re: Stop me if you've heard...
Joshua M. Neds-Fox wrote:
> > Fav. Joke: Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had two
> > they'd be chicken sedans.
>
> Nobody thinks my favorite joke is funny, so I don't expect it to hit big
> here, but that never stops me from telling it:
>
> Q: What does Humphrey Bogart ask for when he goes to the Post Office?
>
> A: (in classic Humphrey Bogart voice) Shtampsh.
>
> jnf
:)> I laughed, Josh. My current favourite is a dumb one as well.
Q: What do you call the mailman after he loses his job?
A: Just some dude.
Thanks... you've been a great audience... 'night...
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