Worst Poems In the Entire Universe

[Dan Temmesfeld <dtemm at yahoo_com>]

No. 2, written by Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
My favourite Bathtime Gurgles

"Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabblesblotchits on a lurgid bee
Groop I implore thee
My foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my
  blurglecruncheon
See if I don't"

No. 1, written by Nancy Millstone Jennings of
     Greenbridge, Essex, England.

(Fortunately perished along with its creator in the
destruction of the planet Earth) 

thanks Douglas,
Dan

np: outkast - aquemini


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