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Re: wheaton show/hi/cornerstone bingo winner
Title: Re: wheaton show/hi/cornerstone bingo winner
Simply bring in a jar of ashes, a tube of glue, PLUS four horseshoes, and
we’ll begin arbitration. Odds of winning arbitration 1: 4,402,456,987
Need not be present to win.
Um, he was cremated some years back, I could either bring in my jar of ashes or a tube of glue, let me know which is acceptable.
Michaelitisreallyauntmatildasashes
-----Original Message-----
From: soupiset at toolbox_net [mailto:soupiset at toolbox_net]
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 9:37 AM
To: Michael Cade; over-the-rhine at actwin_com
Subject: Re: wheaton show/hi/cornerstone bingo winner
No obligation! Simply bring in your pony to win.
Ho may minutes do I have to call? And do I need to give them my credit card number and mother's maiden name to verify I won? Or do I have to look at a time share first or pay the $750.00 S/H fee first?
Michaelgettingmoreexcitedbytheminute
-----Original Message-----
From: soupiset at toolbox_net [mailto:soupiset at toolbox_net]
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 9:20 AM
To: Michael Cade; over-the-rhine at actwin_com
Subject: Re: wheaton show/hi/cornerstone
You've won a saddle!
-----Original Message-----
From: soupiset at toolbox_net [mailto:soupiset at toolbox_net]
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 8:55 AM
To: Michael Cade; over-the-rhine at actwin_com
Subject: Re: wheaton show/hi/cornerstone
Bingo!
B22.
Did I win something? (Bouncing excitedly in chair) I've never won anything before. Oh wait I did win a pony when I was 5 at the drive in. Dad sold him though, couldn't keep him in the backyard.
Michaelnowdealingwithalltherepressedfeelingsaboutdadsellingmypony