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Monty Python and the search for the holy haiku (it's all about the coconuts)



shut up, be quiet!
help, help, i'm being repressed!
Oh, bloody peasant!

I am the Black Knight.
I move for no man.
it's just a flesh wound!

She's a witch, burn her!
she turned me into a newt!
well, i got better. 

we seek the grail.
i taunt you a second time!
Fetche lavache! Quoi?

halt there, who art thou?
we are the Knights Who Say Nee!
Bring us a herring!

The Castle Anthrax
yes, you must spank us all! and, 
after the spanking...

we live in a swamp
and she has huge...tracts of land!
break into a song~

message for you sir!
uh, i'm-i'm not quite dead, sir.
Farewell, sweet Concorde!

Book of Armaments
Lobbest thy Holy Grenade
it is the Rabbit!

'... the Castle of uuggggggh'. 
oooooooh, in surprise and alarm. 
it is the Black Beast!

	

ok, i'm done.

::chris::




-----Original Message-----
From: owner-over-the-rhine at actwin_com
[mailto:owner-over-the-rhine at actwin_com]On Behalf Of Ysobelle at aol_com
Sent: Monday, December 03, 2001 1:21 PM
To: over-the-rhine at actwin_com
Subject: Re: RE: RE: RE: New to the list (haiku)


On 12/3/01 4:16 PM, quoth the effervescent David Armstrong at 
darmstrong at raygroup_com:

>
>is there a weasel,
>and choc'late syrup around?
>you're asking for it!
>



No, but I know a
Six foot, leather-clad ferret,
Fanged and mean-tempered.








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