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Re: guinness

> a few years ago,  i had a guinness.    yuccchhh!     

There must be something wrong with you.  I am reminded of "The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy", whose policy states: "The Guide is definitive, reality
is frequently inaccurate".  

> Y'know,  i've never licked ashes out of an ashtray, but  i gotta think it's
> very much similar to Guinness,  except perhaps the ashes might not be as
> wet.    

All right, then.  You've gone too far.  I am now devising various
punishments for your insolence, which will evaluated by the Guinness 
High Council at the secret society meeting next moon.  The Guinness 
Gods are watching you, John.  Beware...
 
> on the other hand,  the other week i tried out a different mexxy beer,  not
> my beloved Corona or even Dos Equis

Ah.  Well, this explains why you're not thinking clearly.  You've been
poisoning yourself.  

> Guinness.  you are all welcome to my share of the brew.  Have at it!

Whoo-hoo!  You are forgiven, my child.  Now where's my pint glass...

Paul Christian Glenn pcg at mailandnews_com
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Currently Reading: "The Brothers Karamazov" by Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Tomorrow I'm planning to write the great book
In which I will capture our time
Set forth the fury, the sound and the look,
If I could just make up my mind."

                                        -- T.S.T.

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