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10 Things I Hate (fwd)
With all this "I Hate" stuff popping up, I thought I'd share this e-mail from Patrick Bateman (from American Psycho).
The Chuckle's on me...
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Date: Wed, 10 May 2000 09:32:11 +0100
From: kelvinbailey at springmail_com
Reply-to: Patrick Bateman <bateman at ampsycho2000_com>
To: kelvinbailey at SPRINGMAIL_COM
Subject: 10 Things I Hate
I Hate False Hope.
Don't tell me everything will be fine when you know in advance that it won't.
I Hate Bad Service.
You're an Actor, fine. Go sleep with a Producer, and allow a trained professional to filet my Salmon.
I Hate people who refer to themselves in the third person.
It's only acceptable if you're already dead, as in the opening scene of "Sunset Boulevard."
I Hate Davis Ferguson.
I believe I've already touched on that.
I Hate Bad Albee.
Don't bring up your inner demons to share with the others at the table. We really don't care to know if you're afraid of Virginia Woolf. Stay home and freak out. Buy a Chainsaw.
I Hate The Work of Jean Michel Basquiat.
Let's see what he could do sober.
I Hate Politicians Who Comb Over Their Bald Spots.
If you are going to lie about the state of your own head, how can anybody trust anything you have to say about anything important?
I Hate False Modesty.
Why bother?
I Hate Beggars.
They CAN be choosers, like in choose to get a job.
I Hate Not Being Understood.
Do I make myself clear?
I Hate Davis Ferguson.
All right, that's 11.
Virtually yours,
Patrick Bateman
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