Runs with knives!
“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.” — Orson Welles
To be a book collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser. — Robertson Davies
“No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.” — Fran Lebowitz
“I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.” — Jules Renard
“Some people have a way with words, and other people… not have way.” — Steve Martin
“Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.” — Rex Stout
“Whatever there is of God and goodness in the Universe, it must work itself out and express itself through us. We cannot stand aside and let God do it.” — Albert Einstein