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Re: @ Greg's thread + more (way too much, actually)

Rick Callender <binkmeisterrick at yahoo_com> sez:

>hey, no one ever noticed *my* lack of caps... especially the way i
>NEVER capitalize binky... all lower case... but NOOOOOOOO everyone
>seems to be more interested in my ass....

Oh, quit your friggin' whining already.

>don't squeeze the charman.

YM "Don't squeeze the chairman"

>*how many miscelaneous objects *can* fit into Yzzi's bodice?

I've personally seen her produce from her bodice:
1 small timepiece
1 Fuji disposable camera
Assorted small bills (US currency)
1 cigarette lighter
1 pair earrings
various other small objects

Keep in mind none of these objects were visible to the casual observer, and
had she not produced them on the spot with me watching, I would not have
believed them to be stored on her person.

I'm convinced that there's some sort of space-time anomaly associated with
Ysobelle's bodice.   It's probably a very similar phenomenon to the well
documented ones associated with a) clothes dryers (where the hell do those
socks *go*?) and b) women's purses (always contain a greater volume of items
than the potential volume of the empty purse).   In fact, Ysobelle has no need
for a purse, because she can store whatever sundry objects a woman needs on a
daily basis in her bosom for extended lengths of time.   

I have several theories as to what actually happens to the aforementioned
items when placed in this storage:
1) Ysobelle is actually an android, or artifical person of some kind, and does
not actually have a bosom at all, but merely flesh-camoflaged storage
cabinets.
2) Ysobelle has some sort of advanced apparatus stored in her bodice which
does one of the following to the objects:
	2a) shrinks and reconstitutes the objects
	2b) dematerializes the objects, and stores them in some fashion for
later reconstruction
3) There is actually, somewhere in her bodice, a wormhole or portal to:
	3a) another dimension or reality
	3b) another location here in this dimension

Of these, I tend to lean towards theory 3b.  The objects can be stored and
retrieved in the presence of witnesses, with no major change in their
fundamental properties.   They do have a tendency to be a little higher in
temperature than when they were stored, with longer storage times resulting in
higher temperatures overall.

If anyone else has any insight into these possibilities, or knows someone who
does, please post it to the list.

>*are jnf and znf the same person?
>*how much woode could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
>woode? 

Don't let's be silly, bink.

On another note, it's been a long week.
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