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introductions.
a number of folks keep askin: "who is this t. woode character?"
i'm much enjoying the speculations, but i figured i should clarify...
1 crispy mornin', my ma opened wide our screen door & declared:
"see the world, son!"
o.k. she really said somethin' akin to: "get out. i'm tired
of doin' your laundrey."
my momma is a good woman. but anybody has their limits with
clorax & mismatch socks.
so i went. never figured the world was this big. spent longer
nights in Vermont, Indiana, Iowa, Florida, North Carolina, Illinois,
Missouri, Pennsylvania, Colorado, New York, Ohio, New Jersey...a door
would open & i'd trot thru it. never did sleep good. haven't found
home yet.
the circus liked me nicely. guess it's cuz my feet never did
quite match up to the rest of my frame--which makes me a tad clumsey.
'course, there was the whole ordeal at the art store...that
didn't work out good long. then, there was that 1 day i waited
tables...yup. only 1 day.
by the way, Mr. Emery--i loathe golfing. to many unfortunate
accidents, like the 1 with my brother...ah, nevermind.
& what am i doin' now? that's a good question that i'll answer
when i'm figure out what the hell i'm doin' myself...
--Tavish Woode.
& i agree...captilisation, punctuation, & good grammar are most
soothing--which is probably why i eschew all the aforementioned...
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