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Re: how it tends to go for me (it's a cadaver thang)
Bigwig Brad exclaims:
> From: Jaharnish2 at aol_com
> >This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's
> pet
> >rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the
> >neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up
> >rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the
> >rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think
> it
> >died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks
> the
> >guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?". The guy stumbles around and says,
> "Um..
> >no.. um.. what happened?".
> ><snip>
> >
>
> Auugh! You cut the best part of the joke -- Which goes:
>
> Yeah, we found the poor thing dead in it's cage and buried it. The next day
> some sick puppy dug the rabbit up, cleaned it and put it back in the cage.
> Scared my kids to death!
here's how mine ends:
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the
weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone
had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be
some real sick people out there!"
Jay
np: The Church - _Priest = Aura_
"Custom has made dancing sometimes necessary for a young man; therefore mind
it while you learn it, that you may learn to do it well, and not be
ridiculous, though in a ridiculous act."
Lord Chesterfield (1694-1773)
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