Re: how it tends to go for me

["Brad @ Work" <bigwig at arkansas_net>]

-----Original Message-----
From: Jaharnish2 at aol_com
>This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's
pet
>rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the
>neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up
>rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the
>rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think
it
>died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks
the
>guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?". The guy stumbles around and says,
"Um..
>no.. um.. what happened?".
><snip>
>

Auugh! You cut the best part of the joke -- Which goes:

Yeah, we found the poor thing dead in it's cage and buried it. The next day
some sick puppy dug the rabbit up, cleaned it and put it back in the cage.
Scared my kids to death!

BSC

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