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Bizarre snowshovel stories for beautiful children
In a message dated 1/9/99 3:45:10 PM Eastern Standard Time,
harperja at email_uc.edu writes:
> ...can I come visit???
oh, ohh! please, would you? oh yeah, and umm... bring like a snowshovel or
something too. and... ah, maybe some hot cocoa? :)
jay's little tirade (skip if you like):
Last Thursday morning i awoke after realizing i'd been freezing for awhile in
my knig-size waterbed. I pop open my eyes to see that it's light in my
bedroom, and no display on my alarm clock. Anyone know how cold a waterbed can
get with no heater? You can actually freeze - even in the hottest summer. My
house was 50 degrees! rrgg... 1.5 hrs late to work...
Got a hotel room Thursday night coz still... no power.
Went to the far reaches of Ontario over the weekend to the Six Nations Indian
Reserve, and got back home last night to get *stuck* in my own driveway. I
didn't think it was *that* deep - but after trying to gun it, I realized that
my front 2 tires were suspended in mid-air. i gave my only snow shovel to my
girlfriend last week, coz i thought i was done with it. i would've just gotten
another one if i'd known... (shovel, not girlfriend)
Anyway, to all you folks living in Cincinnati:
Don't move to the Detroit area!! Really!
Weeelll, like Jessyka sez, Hope everyone in this winter weather is keeping
safe.
Take care!
Jay
NP: 16 Horsepower - Heel on the Shovel
"I am diggin' you a shallow grave"
David Eugene Edwards (16 Horsepower)
"If you can't laugh at your situation, you need a new situation."
-anonymous
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