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Re: bruth is to blame for all of this kitten fodder...



me:
.  aren't you european?

Peter:
>Canadians and Americans may be different, but we aren't *that*
>different.  I'm a British citizen, but only because my dad was
>born in England.

oh.  sure.  i skip one year of National Geographic and all Pangea has broken 
loose - who knew that Canada's tectonic had drifted over to our side of the 
pond?!?  jeez.  reminds me of the time my dad couldn't recognize Alaska on a 
cereal box back game, 'cos as he explained in the mid 80s, Alaska wasn't a 
state when he was a tyke, and they didn't feature it on Dayton's Channel 7 
weather map.


Peter added, smartly:
>I guess the topless beaches in Australia are okay?  :)

Oy vey, ARE THEY!  And in Spain.  Not in Greece.  But for the record, 
Aussies can do no wrong.


More Bruce:
. Yah, eating cats is OK I guess.  Kinda like that Broderick/Brando
. flick "The Freshman".

Peter:
>Uh ... I don't get it.

That was the movie where Brando was some gangster type guy who got rare and 
endangered species for the wealthy to eat at fancy dinner parties.

Peter:
>Canadians and Americans may be different, but we aren't *that*
>different.

AREN'T THAT DIFFERENT??!  AREN'T THAT DIFFERENT!?!  Holy crap, dude, even 
Canadian Burger Kings one kilometer from American soil offers gravy for 
french fries!!  You have all this Queen stuff and I never hear about a 
palace - you - you.. - they - push French on you like it's their job -- you 
always seem nice even though we know you hate us pesky Southerners!!!  :)


>Oh, and let's not forget that the age of consent in  Delaware --
>an American state -- a mere century ago was seven.  Yowzah.  :)

I know, it's so conservative to think that a six year old can't make the 
make.  Now they gotta cross the Delaware to skank their wares.


for the life of me, i cannot remember,
why we died for these things,
we were only
DJ Jazzy Geoff and the Fresh Bruce

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