Carlinism of the Day
Eye Blaster: Get One Now
Are your eyes dry and itchy?Â It’s possible you may have dry, itchy eyes.Â Don’t take a chance.Â Call now for the Eye Blaster, a special, self-powered unit that blasts hot, refreshing steam directly into the eyes to relieve symptoms fast.Â Just plug in the Eye Blaster and wait forty-five minutes for full heat and steam pressure to build up. Then blast the scalding hot steam directly into your eyes for thirty to forty minutes.Â Submerge your head immediately in ice water for fifteen minutes, then repeat the steam treatment.Â Repeat these steps seven times and then take a breather.Â Do not use more than fifteen times in one twenty-four-hour period. Children under five should not use Eye Blaster unsupervised. When using on pets, tie pet to a chair before blasting.Â Safe for old people. Doctor approved, but not eye doctors.