Month: December 2002

System Downtime: COMPLETE!

System Downtime: COMPLETE!

In perhaps one of the most transparent upgrades ever, my ISP today switched us over to logon-free bootup. This ends the potential downtime I mentioned in a previous article (which we actually hadn’t done, figuring we’d find out about the upgrade sooner or later even…

LANGLEY: What Child Is This?! KIDNAPPED!

LANGLEY: What Child Is This?! KIDNAPPED!

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Click Read more…, below, for more information. Click the image for a larger view.

LANGLEY: Sleep In Heavenly Peace? NOT TONIGHT!

LANGLEY: Sleep In Heavenly Peace? NOT TONIGHT!

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Click Read more…, below, for more information.

Do not trifle with us, Mr. Langley. We are serious. Quite serious.


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LANGLEY: Silent Night? DEADLY NIGHT!

LANGLEY: Silent Night? DEADLY NIGHT!

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Click Read more…, below, for more information. Mr. Langley! Your sloth is unacceptable. You are endangering your child. Click the image for a larger view.

LANGLEY: I'm Dreaming of a BLOODY Christmas

LANGLEY: I'm Dreaming of a BLOODY Christmas

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Mr. Langley, details of our demands have been sent to you several times now, and still you have done nothing? You have failed to enact even one of our…

LANGLEY: JESUS Roasting on an Open Fire!

LANGLEY: JESUS Roasting on an Open Fire!

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now.

Your defiant attitude has forced our hand, Mr. Langley. You’ve given us no choice but to escalate this issue since you apparently do not believe that we’re serious about the harm that your child faces.


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What kind of cold-hearted person are you? Don’t you care about our demands? Or aren’t you getting them?

LANGLEY: Jingle Bells… All the Way to HELL!

LANGLEY: Jingle Bells… All the Way to HELL!

Mr. Langley…Your child is missing. Your child is with us. Your child is safe… For now. Mr. Langley…We’ve come to understand that it’s possible that you haven’t yet seen our demands. Due to an unfortunate series of technological gaffs, we realize that our demands may…