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-- The Biography --
Last updated: August 23, 2001

Drew's (sorta) 25 Outrageously True, Fast, and Fun Facts:

• Conceived in the 'Winter of Our Discontent', 1966.
• Born in the 'October of Our Angst', 1967.
• Would rather light than fight.
• Doesn't eat green or red peppers. Raw tomatoes either. EVER.
• Wanted to have glasses and braces as a child. (Be careful what you wish for!)
• Could care less.
• Dog or cat? DOG, well, and CATs!
• Has never had a broken bone.

• Knows those '11 herbs and spices' by heart.
• Eats Skyline at least once a week. His perst once a week. His personal record? 6 visits to Skyline in 7 days. "Oh my valve". See him smile?
• Could sleep for 72 hours straight, if permitted.
• Is an 'adventurous eater'.
• Has a minor in English Literature focusing on Shakespearian Literature.
• Prefers the front seat on a roller coaster.
• Only speaks English.
• Bud Light.
• Has the habit of editing darned near EVERYTHING for grammar.
• Favorite Beatle: John.
• Thinks you can do ANYTHING in a Miata.
• Favorite Monkee: Davy.
• Is frightened by midgets.
• Has friends 'across the language barrier'.
• Pepsi, but Coke too.
• Favorite Brady: Marsha.
• Knows the difference between "its" and "it's".
• Has his own website.
• Makes the very best cheesecake in the known universe.
• Remembers when Saturday Night Live was funny.
• Owns an accordian.
• Feels that the posted speedlimit is a 'guideline'.
• Used to rely on glasses for vision. Not anymore! He's bionic.
• Mary Ann or Ginger?: Mary Ann.
• Biggest Mistake in Life, to this point: Listening to her when she told me to "Put your face in tho "Put your face in there" (she knew I wanted to). But I'm pretty sure that I'll be able to top that mistake sometime!

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