Editorials

Chaste == innocent of unlawful sexual intercourse

Married == innocent of lawful sexual intercourse

From a KFC in New York. Thanks Wendy B.

Bush Anxious to Learn More of Deep Throat

Thanks to Chef Neace for sharing this with me. This article has ‘adult stuff’ in it, so if you’re not an adult, move on.

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss you. I don’t care about looking bad anymore. I don’t care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.
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Here is the story about a hacker who had little problems… Originally from this German site (please include this link if you repost this anywhere (site might be down, quite a lot of people are reading this)). It was Elch from StopHipHop.DE who first published this log.

In case you don’t speak German, there’s been a translation to English. There may be some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn’t perfect either. The guy really said "buy buy" in the German version.

Notice that Germany gets DST (Daylight Savings Time) earlier than in the US.

The story starts (I’m shortcutting here) with an idiot insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny. To quote him: "we [...] satanists victims winos like you in the ass every day" (this did not make sense in german, either… the translator). But it got even funnier.
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