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Call in . . .

>>>>Call in sick!
>>>
>>>Call in dead!
>>
>>Call in Republican! 
>>
>>Ooo. Same thing.
>>
>Hey!  I resemble that! 

Anybody else noticed that the difference between the GOP and the Demos
isn't so big?  And that they're both corrupted and addle-headed?   I
noticed.  But I'm a Gen X kid, and we're supposed to think that.  But
that isn't the point.  Here are a few suggestions:

Call in indifferent.
Call in slipshod.
Call in silly.
Call in fallible.
Call in boffo.
Call in unsettled.
Call in OtR bass player.
Call in Hordinski.
Call in sweltered.
Call in helter skeltered.
Call in unsheltered.
Call in graceless.
Call in Gen X.
Call in Lucy.
Call in Eve.
Call in Jacksie.
Call in angelic.
Call in red-headed.
Call in happy with yourself.


On a similar note:  

"Sick"

"I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox
And there's one more-that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue-
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke-
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is--what?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is...Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!" 

- Shel Silverstein 

:)

Fred
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