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Re: truth is a sweaty toothed madman blanket cold feet
> > i wanna play w/ the nice madman...
Hi.
Apologies if we/I pushed this thread beyond patience, y'all. Sometimes
I start and just keep going and going . . . Yadda.
Here's a thingummy:
>One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come
a
>long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go
and
>tell Him that they were done with Him.
>
>The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no
>longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many
>miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
>
>God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist
was
>done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a
>man-making contest." To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"
>
>But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the
old
>days with Adam."
>
>The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself
a
>handful of dirt.
>
>God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"
G'day.
Fred
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