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Slayer of Easter Rabbits (and other small furry woodland creatures),
Devout Seeker of Fluff,
Brewer of Zen Herbs,
Skinner of Golden Geckos,
Shield of the Damned,
Purveyor of Unholy Dogma,
Destroyer of the Enclave (and other goofy named suburban residential areas),
Eviscerator of Enclave Troopers (and other suburban dwellers),
Corrupter of the Pure,
Despoiler of Virgins,
Usurper of All Red Toyota Tercels,
Possessor of Nebulous Mutant Powers,
Protector of this Putrid Realm,
and Defender of the Undefined Faith.