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Re: @ Perfect Day




In a message dated 7/6/99 8:49:38 PM, dantemm at erinet_com writes:

<< Guns aren't all bad.  I don't think I'll ever own one, but I can't blame my
dad for own gobjillians of them.  Well, maybe he went overboard.  I just
can't blame him, or he'd shoot me... ;) >>

I have been doing a survey. Ask your dad if one of his guns ever took itself 
out of storage and shot anyone. I have been trying to dispell that rumor.

He probably wouldnt shoot you unless you tried to take them away. 

Someone had said that in Alabama they outlawed vibrators. There was a court 
hearing that  took place on the matter. What an outrage. I quickly caught on 
and started to offer bumper stickers that said. "You can take my vibrator 
when you can pry it out of my cold dead hands. They sold tremenously. I may 
have helped in a small way to preserve liberty in Alabama.

 Guns or vibrators,please help to preserve liberty!